In the most simple of terms, I’m a fancy TAROT READER. I’ve been making meaning out of symbols on small pieces of card stock since I was fourteen years old. I’m Gen X, so you do the math on how long I’ve been reading. (Hint: It’s a really fucking long time.)
I’ve been doing reading professionally since 2007 and according to the numbers on my Keen profile, I’ve performed over 20,000 readings. That’s not including my 1-to-1 clients. (Be impressed, lol.)
All that means is that I know my way around cards and I am good at what I do. There’s not an issue I haven’t dealt with or can’t handle.
In the last fifteen years, I’ve upped my psychic skills and taken a lot of courses. Although, I can do any kind of reading (catered to your specific need) my specialties include STARSEED readings, AKASHIC RECORDS readings, LIFE PATH WORK and PAST LIFE Readings.
Also, I offer pick-my-brain sessions if you need some guidance on how to master your PSYCHIC ABILITIES and how to open up your MEDIUMSHIP SKILLS.
MY READING STYLE
I’ve been reading for too long and I don’t know how to draw things out or sugar coat them. I’m a straightforward kind of gal. What I see is what you are going to get.
That doesn’t mean I’m a complete bitch. However, it does mean I’m going to tell when if he’s not good for you or if I see you are self-sabotaging or totally discounting yourself. I'm going to tell if your not putting up good boundaries or being totally played.
I believe readings are made to help you and empower you. To give you the information you need in order to make awesome decisions and manifest the fuck out of whatever you want. So, if the cards show you have veered off the path and have been lured by the shiny, I’m going to tell you and redirect you.
A lot of my clients have said my readings are intense because I do dig and delve into the shadow to bring it to the surface.
I’m an ALCHEMIST and the energy can’t be moved unless it comes into the light. So, don’t go into a reading with me thinking it’s going to be frou-frou love and light. I’m not good with surface bullshit and I hate small talk. Home don’t play that.
However, you will come out of a reading with me a totally changed person with all of the tools you need to take steps toward your heart's desire. It’s an experience you won’t forget.
For those who are into the super woo, I am a certified life coach, certified crystal healing practitioner, certified Rose Priestess, and work with the Magdalene Rose lineage. I work with the Pleiadians, the Marys, Lady Nada, and Elen of the Ways. I’ve got a penchant for Lemuria, water magic, and the fae.
For those who are into astrology and need to know: PISCES sun, Sagittarius rising, Aries moon. Mercury is in Pisces. Venus is in Capricorn. I have a third house stellium.
MEDIUMSHIP and the PARANORMAL
I am a reluctant medium and psychometrist. I’m super fucking good at reading paranormal situations in houses, hotels, sanitoriums, crime scenes, and other haunted locations.
I love a good investigation. However, I don’t prefer doing 1-to-1 medium sessions unless it happens naturally during a reading. The deceased love to crash my readings when I’m not paying attention. When that happens I go with it because I’m already in the zone and the message needs to happen.
MY CODE OF ETHICS
If you’ve got a problem and you want answers I’ll read for you. I don’t care about your gender, your pronoun, your relationship status, or your sexual orientation. I don't care if you’re bonking a married man or you are in a poly situation or you are doing the whole football team. I’m going to read for you and tell you what I see. NO JUDGEMENTS. Cuz honestly, at the end of the day it’s none of my business. You do you, boo.
I’m a WITCH so I’m not above doing magick for your particular situation (upon request for an extra fee.) I can teach you a few tricks to up your manifesting game. And YES, I do HEX.
I consider myself to be chaotic neutral. I don’t believe in the Wiccan Rede or the power of three bullshit. My magick leans toward hoodoo, Celtic magick, and kitchen witchery. I make a lot of herb blends and do a lot of water magick and candle magick. So, don't come here with your gatekeeping bullshit. I've heard it all and you're not going to sway me.
You can hear all of my opinions at the We Witches Three Podcast, The NVus Alien Podcast and the COG Podcast. Each has their own flavor so check them out.
SCHEDULING YOUR APPOINTMENT
Choose which reading you want and then purchase it. Pick your date and time. You will get an email within 24 hours of your purchase with a link to our session. (Please let me know if you prefer phone or video.) You will get a recording of your reading after our session.
You will receive a text message reminder before your appointment